toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Ambien. No doubt about it.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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