I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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