She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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