you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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