I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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