They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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