No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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