a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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