So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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