no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Never underestimate the power of titties
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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