I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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