I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
