I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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