I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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