"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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