Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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