I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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