How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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