WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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