If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
Randomize
