ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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