Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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