all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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