I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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