i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
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