the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
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I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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