two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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