these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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