what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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