Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
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