You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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