is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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