Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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