I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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