I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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