But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
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you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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