The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
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Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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