He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
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