Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
nutella sex= disaster
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
we're making bets on your personal life
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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