Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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