Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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