Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Randomize