Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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