IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
They are going to name an STD after you.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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