You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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