Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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