New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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