Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
handjob tips. give me some.
so let's talk penis.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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