She said her name was "party"
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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