Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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